These Are The New Rules For The 2019/2020 Premier League Season

It’s back! The first game of the 2019/2020 Premier League season kicks off later today with Liverpool at home to newly-promoted Norwich City.

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While the majority of conversation will no doubt center on VAR, there are nine new rules that will also change how the beautiful game is played.

As reported on fourfourtwo.com, here is a summary of the new rules. The question is, will they make things better or worse?

Rule 1 – Substitutions

To curb time-wasting, players will have to leave the pitch at the nearest point to them

Rule 2 – Free-kick walls

When there is a defensive wall of three or more defenders, the attackers are not allowed within one yard of the wall

Rule 3 – Drop balls

RIP drop balls, basically

Rule 4 – Goalkeepers’ behaviour for penalties

No touching of the goal frame, no movement, one part of boot touching goal-line when penalty is taken, no standing behind the line

Rule 5 – Goal-kicks

A goal-kick is in play from the moment the ball is kicked

Rule 6 – Accidental handballs

A goal scored directly from the hand/arm (even if accidental) and a player creating a goalscoring opportunity after having gained control of the ball using hand/arm (even if accidental) will no longer be allowed

Rule 7 – Celebrations

A player can be booked for their celebration even if the goal is disallowed

Rule 8 – Head-to-head records

If two teams are tied on points, goal difference, goals for and goals against, then their place in the league will be determined by their head-to-head record

Rule 9 – Scoring from a goalkeeper’s throw

If the ball goes into the opposition goal direct from a goalkeeper’s throw, a goal-kick will be awarded.

For more details, visit foufourtwo.com.

The Football Fans Who Have The Best Sex Revealed

British tabloid newspaper the Mirror has reported on a survey of over 4,000 football fans by LELO UK which revealed the supporters that have the best sex.

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Kate Moyle, a sex expert at LELO UK, said: “We want people all across the country to bring the same passion and dedication that they have for football, into the bedroom.”

She added “The results of our research though shows that there are massive gaps between the quality of the sex being enjoyed by football’s fans across all of the Premier League teams. With the new football season about to start, we’re challenging Brits to get playing a very different type of sport this summer.”

And so here is the top ten – who do you think comes first?

10. Bournemouth
9. West Ham
8. Chelsea
7. Manchester City
6. Liverpool
5. Arsenal
4. Leicester City
3. Manchester United
2. Newcastle
1. Tottenham Hotspur

The results revealed that nearly three quarters (71%) of Spurs fans estimate that their partner reaches orgasm every time they have sex. Let’s see if the team can come out on top at the end of the season…